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Some old school ones too...
Monday, 8 September 2008
Friday, 29 August 2008
Kate Moss
Kate Moss has been in the news so much this week that...
...I'm starting to fancy her.
I'll be back to normal after a little lie down.
...I'm starting to fancy her.
I'll be back to normal after a little lie down.
Tuesday, 26 August 2008
Sunday, 17 August 2008
Katie Melua Is South Upset-ia!
Katie Melua has spoken of her heartbreak at seeing her home country Georgia being "torn to pieces".
Friday, 15 August 2008
Geri Halliwell – Film Star
Geri Halliwell is to star in Crank 2.
Hey, if it ain't singing, we're fine with it.
Here's a few more
Hey, if it ain't singing, we're fine with it.
Here's a few more
Taking Carey Of Mariah
Mariah can't even dry herself without the aid of two helpers. You just know that means she hasn't wiped her own backside in a decade.
I'm so jealous.
[Of Mariah, not the person who has to do it]
I'm so jealous.
[Of Mariah, not the person who has to do it]
Don't Mess With The Lohan
I have no reason to do this post apart from the pun in the title, which made me smile... a bit.
Thursday, 14 August 2008
Dannii Minogue Blames Parents
Dannii says she is still single because her parents' relationship is so good...
Hmm. That and the fact that everyone fancies your sister more.
Hmm. That and the fact that everyone fancies your sister more.
Aniston Single Again
You know when you're shopping your want a certain item, you get to the shelf and there's only left. You pick it up but then you stop and check it over because you say, "I think I want this, but why has this one been left on the shelf?"
I think we have just explained why Jennifer Aniston is single again.
I think we have just explained why Jennifer Aniston is single again.
Tuesday, 12 August 2008
Lisa Snowdon
Lisa Snowdon says no one wants to go out with her because she used to go out with George Clooney.
Well, who knows what he's got?
Well, who knows what he's got?
Lisa Rogers
TV presenter Lisa Rogers is doing a new show called The Perfect Vagina...
...what is it going to be, a picture of a mouth?
...what is it going to be, a picture of a mouth?
Monday, 11 August 2008
New Lara Croft
This is the latest lass to play Lara Croft...
We never had stuff like this in my day. No one dressed up as a sexy Pakman.
We never had stuff like this in my day. No one dressed up as a sexy Pakman.
Thursday, 24 July 2008
Vanessa Hudgens
I don't know about you but when I was in 'High School', forget the musical numbers, we didn't even have anything like this...
Friday, 18 July 2008
Heidi Klum
Heidi Klum has had these legs insured for $2.2 million.
It's got to be tempting, if you want to by a new dishwasher or go on a holiday, to just stub your toe and make a claim.
It's got to be tempting, if you want to by a new dishwasher or go on a holiday, to just stub your toe and make a claim.
Thursday, 17 July 2008
Sienna Miller And A 'Friend"
So this is Sienna Miller with a man she says is just a friend...
...I'd love to see what she gets up to with someone who is a best mate.
...I'd love to see what she gets up to with someone who is a best mate.
Tuesday, 15 July 2008
Monday, 14 July 2008
Katie Price
Katie Price. Middle name: "Cheap At Half The".
She wants to adopt a baby. She wants to look after someone who is so innocent they wouldn't survive on their own.
Much like she does with Peter Andre.
She wants to adopt a baby. She wants to look after someone who is so innocent they wouldn't survive on their own.
Much like she does with Peter Andre.
Sunday, 13 July 2008
Cheeky Cheeky
Did you hear, the Cheeky Girl that was dating Lib Dem MP Lembit Opik has dumped him?
And with the amount she eats, that's the first thing she's dumped in a long time.
So good news lads, she's back on the dating scene again. She's the one on the right. Or is that their right. So our left. Or is that the other one. No, she the one on the... oh, who cares. It's all Cheeky Girls goodness.
And with the amount she eats, that's the first thing she's dumped in a long time.
So good news lads, she's back on the dating scene again. She's the one on the right. Or is that their right. So our left. Or is that the other one. No, she the one on the... oh, who cares. It's all Cheeky Girls goodness.
Saturday, 12 July 2008
Melinda Messenger
Melinda Messenger is back. She used to advertise double-glazing, and now she's exposing her self to the elements.
If you want the code for the thumbnail, it's...
If you want the code for the thumbnail, it's...
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