Kate Moss

Kate Moss has been in the news so much this week that...



...I'm starting to fancy her.

I'll be back to normal after a little lie down.

Kate Garraway's Breast Feeding Shocker

Katie Melua Is South Upset-ia!

Katie Melua has spoken of her heartbreak at seeing her home country Georgia being "torn to pieces".

Geri Halliwell – Film Star

Geri Halliwell is to star in Crank 2.




Hey, if it ain't singing, we're fine with it.



Here's a few more

Taking Carey Of Mariah

Mariah can't even dry herself without the aid of two helpers. You just know that means she hasn't wiped her own backside in a decade.





I'm so jealous.

[Of Mariah, not the person who has to do it]

Don't Mess With The Lohan

I have no reason to do this post apart from the pun in the title, which made me smile... a bit.

Dannii Minogue Blames Parents

Dannii says she is still single because her parents' relationship is so good...




Hmm. That and the fact that everyone fancies your sister more.

Aniston Single Again

You know when you're shopping your want a certain item, you get to the shelf and there's only left. You pick it up but then you stop and check it over because you say, "I think I want this, but why has this one been left on the shelf?"

I think we have just explained why Jennifer Aniston is single again.

Lisa Snowdon

Lisa Snowdon says no one wants to go out with her because she used to go out with George Clooney.




Well, who knows what he's got?

Lisa Rogers

TV presenter Lisa Rogers is doing a new show called The Perfect Vagina...




...what is it going to be, a picture of a mouth?

Lucy Davis

She has recently gained weight, but I thought we'd go old skool, mamma!

Gail Porter - Old Skool

Keira Knightley

Here's the latest addition to our "Sexy, but seriously, eat a pie" category... Keira Knightley

New Lara Croft

This is the latest lass to play Lara Croft...







We never had stuff like this in my day. No one dressed up as a sexy Pakman.