Katy Perry

The poor love. She was doing so well being an over-sexed strange singer... and then Lady GaGa came along and did the same but with blonde hair. Life sucks, eh?







The great irony is that she seems to be settling down... with Russell Brand. If there's one person who wouldn't seem to represent monogamy...

But, they are engaged and good luck to them. I wonder if Andrew Sachs gets a wedding invite.

Oh, P.S. Katy. If the reason you liked kissing a girl was because of the taste of her cherry chapstick, you're not a lesbian, you're someone who really likes cherry. There's no need to have an identity crisis over it. Just go out and buy some cherries, sorted.