Katy Perry

Katy Perry says she doesn't like to sleep in the dark.



So what you're saying is that Katy is young, attractive, sexy... and likes to keep the lights on? Oh my.



I'm glad she's in the newspapers again. I was worried about her. She was doing really well being this raunchy and oddball singer and then Lady GaGa came along and kind of did the same thing just better and blonder and she got all the attention.

Keep it real, Perry fans. She's back.

Katy Perry

The poor love. She was doing so well being an over-sexed strange singer... and then Lady GaGa came along and did the same but with blonde hair. Life sucks, eh?







The great irony is that she seems to be settling down... with Russell Brand. If there's one person who wouldn't seem to represent monogamy...

But, they are engaged and good luck to them. I wonder if Andrew Sachs gets a wedding invite.

Oh, P.S. Katy. If the reason you liked kissing a girl was because of the taste of her cherry chapstick, you're not a lesbian, you're someone who really likes cherry. There's no need to have an identity crisis over it. Just go out and buy some cherries, sorted.