More Angelina

I'm off to see Wanted after the show today. And here's a reason why...



It's Angelina Jolie





Well, Angelina Jolie and popcorn.

Anyone For Tennis, Amanda Holden?

Here's Amanda Holden doing her version of that famous tennis poster pose.



And here's the original...



You don't get that in bowls. Which is a good thing as it's pensioners who play it.



P.S. Now there's Amanda Holden in a bikini making the newspapers.

Janet Jackson

This lass is getting involved in some reality TV show for MTV. They're looking for the new Janet. That's got to be harsh, having to look for your own replaceent. That's a bit like being forced to dig your own grave.

Gisele Bundchen

It's amazing what being sexy can do for you. Here's Gisele Bundchen...



...if she didn't look like that but was still sat on a bed half-dressed with that look on her face you'd think she was a simple.

Angelina Jolie Sweaty

So Angelina Jolie is the woman...



...that James McAvoy said filming sex scenes with was "sweaty and uncomfortable".

Sweaty is good, and it was only uncomfortable because Brad was probably watching.

Jennifer On Big Brother

The ratings for this year's Big Brother have been up recently. Many say it's because of the rows with Alex, but I don't know...

Kate Beckinsale's Issues

Kate Beckinsale wants a stunt double for her bottom for her new film.



Well, while she's not using her actual one, can I borrow it for a while?

But Angie Is

But still, give me ten minutes and a locked room and I'll see what I can do.

Eva Longoria Not Pregnant

She's not pregnant. But give me 10 minutes and a locked room and we'll see what we can do.

Jenny Celerier

Sir Alan turned this down?

Kate Beckinsale

She's never gonna eat all that.

[See more Kate here or have a read of a Kate story]

Cheeky Girl's Getting Married

It was engagement celebration time in the Cheeky Girls world...

Alicia Keys

Looks like she's really farted!

Jessica Simpson's Pants

Guess who's designing clothes these days...



It's good old Jessica Simpson. And she also has some very bony toes, but that's not in the news.

Big Brother Does Cheeky Girls

Two wrongs don't make a right.

Man Films GF Doing Wii Fit

This is a still from the latest thing to hit the web, a man filmed his GF working out on the Nintendo Wii, using his mobile. Ain't technology great!

Mariah Carey Getting Ducth Courage

See-Thru Pammie

Pamela Anderson has modelled for so long and yet still doesn't understand that white can be see-thru.

Britney Finds A Car She Can Safely Drive

Still, no seat belt. Tut tut!

Pamela Anderson

And I thought she was fully American now.