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Monday 8 September 2008

Keira Knightley




http://linkbee.com/KeiraKnightley

Some old school ones too...



Pink At VMAs

Cheryl

Why eye pet, it's canny Cheryl Cole

Friday 29 August 2008

Kate Moss

Kate Moss has been in the news so much this week that...



...I'm starting to fancy her.

I'll be back to normal after a little lie down.

Sunday 17 August 2008

Katie Melua Is South Upset-ia!

Katie Melua has spoken of her heartbreak at seeing her home country Georgia being "torn to pieces".

Friday 15 August 2008

Geri Halliwell – Film Star

Geri Halliwell is to star in Crank 2.




Hey, if it ain't singing, we're fine with it.



Here's a few more





Taking Carey Of Mariah

Mariah can't even dry herself without the aid of two helpers. You just know that means she hasn't wiped her own backside in a decade.





I'm so jealous.

[Of Mariah, not the person who has to do it]

Don't Mess With The Lohan

I have no reason to do this post apart from the pun in the title, which made me smile... a bit.







Thursday 14 August 2008

Dannii Minogue Blames Parents

Dannii says she is still single because her parents' relationship is so good...




Hmm. That and the fact that everyone fancies your sister more.

Aniston Single Again

You know when you're shopping your want a certain item, you get to the shelf and there's only left. You pick it up but then you stop and check it over because you say, "I think I want this, but why has this one been left on the shelf?"

I think we have just explained why Jennifer Aniston is single again.





Tuesday 12 August 2008

Lisa Snowdon

Lisa Snowdon says no one wants to go out with her because she used to go out with George Clooney.




Well, who knows what he's got?

Lisa Rogers

TV presenter Lisa Rogers is doing a new show called The Perfect Vagina...




...what is it going to be, a picture of a mouth?

Lucy Davis

She has recently gained weight, but I thought we'd go old skool, mamma!

Monday 11 August 2008

Gail Porter - Old Skool

Keira Knightley

Here's the latest addition to our "Sexy, but seriously, eat a pie" category... Keira Knightley

New Lara Croft

This is the latest lass to play Lara Croft...







We never had stuff like this in my day. No one dressed up as a sexy Pakman.

Thursday 24 July 2008

Vanessa Hudgens

I don't know about you but when I was in 'High School', forget the musical numbers, we didn't even have anything like this...

Friday 18 July 2008

Heidi Klum

Heidi Klum has had these legs insured for $2.2 million.



It's got to be tempting, if you want to by a new dishwasher or go on a holiday, to just stub your toe and make a claim.

Thursday 17 July 2008

Sienna Miller And A 'Friend"

So this is Sienna Miller with a man she says is just a friend...



...I'd love to see what she gets up to with someone who is a best mate.

Tuesday 15 July 2008

Paris Hilton

You can now buy Paris Hilton hair extensions...



William Hague has already put an order in.

Monday 14 July 2008

Katie Price

Katie Price. Middle name: "Cheap At Half The".

She wants to adopt a baby. She wants to look after someone who is so innocent they wouldn't survive on their own.










Much like she does with Peter Andre.

Sunday 13 July 2008

Cheeky Cheeky

Did you hear, the Cheeky Girl that was dating Lib Dem MP Lembit Opik has dumped him?

And with the amount she eats, that's the first thing she's dumped in a long time.



So good news lads, she's back on the dating scene again. She's the one on the right. Or is that their right. So our left. Or is that the other one. No, she the one on the... oh, who cares. It's all Cheeky Girls goodness.

Saturday 12 July 2008

Melinda Messenger

Melinda Messenger is back. She used to advertise double-glazing, and now she's exposing her self to the elements.








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