Kate Moss New Advert

Kate Moss has posed topless for a new ad.

When Kate goes topless it can be confusing. Some people think she's facing the other way and and has some nasty pimples on her shoulder blades.

She's done an ad for swish jewellery firm David Yurman.

That's nothing. I once stripped off for some jewellery. Well, it was a watch and a necklace. I think I drove a hard bargain.

We can't show the pictures here but click here to see them

Meanwhile here's a nice one...

Kate Moss, To Be Married?

Kate Moss headed to Radio 1's Maida Vale studios on Thursday for a night of programmes dedicated to DJ Annie Nightingale. The supermodel was still wearing a ring on her wedding finger - fuelling rumours she is engaged to Jamie Hince.

Or, fuelling rumours that she had fat fingers and couldn't get the ring off. Actually, she's Kate Moss. That's not very likely. It's more likely she'll use that wrong as a garter for her wedding.

Kate Moss Fashion

Yep, Kate Moss has designed some more clothes. Here are some examples...







She must be making a fortune because those clothes are quite expensive, and look how small they are. I've had kitchen tissues with more fabric.

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She's working with Sir Philip Green making clothes for Top Shop.

It's strange because they don't just sell tops. But if they were called Bottom Shop you'd expect something quite different (but you could still find pictures of Kate Moss in there).

They're not the only shop with a misleading name. Selfridges don't actually sell fridges. If you want a fridge you should go to Curry's, who don't actually sell curries. For a curry you want the Taj Mahal, and by the look of her, you won't find Kate Moss in there.

Kate Moss

Kate Moss has been in the news so much this week that...



...I'm starting to fancy her.

I'll be back to normal after a little lie down.