I think Amy Winehouse could provide a useful service. If you're out drinking have a look at this picture, and if you think she's sexy... you've had enough to drink.
Well, think about this. All though other acts on that Pop Idol or whatever it was, who weren't as odd or as rubbish, but didn't win have been forgotten and have fallen by the wayside. But these too lasses, now have their own TV show.
I don't want to speak out of turn but I think Joss Stone is quite hot. I say this because the Sun ran a story about Mark Ronson turning her a down. They said it was a good move. What? She gets free Flakes.
Don't you feel sorry for Chanelle Hayes. With all those new Big Brother people she's being over-shadowed. I guess she'll just have to rely on her material talents to keep her famous. Oh Christ!
And that's according to a survey. Why is it whenever I get stopped in the street it's by people trying to get money from me, and not someone doing a survey where they show me a picture like this...