Irma Nici

So this is Irma Nici, the woman who has said she slept with David Beckham.



I don't know if he did or if he didn't but looking at that photo... oooh, the fun you could have with her. For a start you could train a small Jack Russell to jump through those earrings.

I mean, that are really big. No wonder men would be willing to spend money to be with her. She's the only woman you can sleep with and pick up the BBC World Service at the same time.